• Gamora: I was adopted.
  • Loki: Me too!
  • Gamora: My "father" slew my parents in battle.
  • Loki: Wow, same here!
  • Gamora: He killed them right in front of me.
  • Loki: I was just an infant so I don't really...
  • Gamora: He changed me...
  • Loki: Mother was the one who changed me, actually...
  • Gamora: Tortured me...
  • Loki: Father could really raise his voice sometimes, hurt my ears and my feelings...
  • Gamora: Turned me into an assassin. Used me as a weapon.
  • Loki: ...
  • Gamora: I turned on him because I knew I finally had to stand up and do what's right.
  • Loki: Yes... look, this is getting awkward so...
  • posted 1 week ago with 10,048 notes
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    #omfg #loki #marvel #gotg

    asparklethatisblue:

    Inktober Day 8. That’s basically it, isn’t it? only that it’s more likely to be a lock of hair or something similar.

    Inspired by nowitsaparty's Inktober thing here, with apologies to Kate Beaton 

    posted 1 week ago with 124 notes
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    #tolkien #omfg

    ghostbuttvin:

    "are you a boy or a girl"

    image

    posted 3 weeks ago with 44,453 notes
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    #omfg #gf

    winterackles:

    today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from evangelion

    smurflewis:

    so this happened

    posted 2 months ago with 251,259 notes
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    #omfg

    allystruggles:

    Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

    posted 3 months ago with 10,213 notes
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    #omfg

    doctor-whomura:

    i sure am learning a lot about uncles dojima

    posted 3 months ago with 2,212 notes
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    #omfg #persona 4

    porcelain-horse-horselain:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

    “Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

    “Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

    “I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

    Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

    Harry and Ron stood before the Mirror of Erised. “My God,” Ron said. “Harry, it’s your dead parents.”

    Harry’s eyes flicked momentarily over to the mirror. “So it is. This information is neither useful nor productive. Let us leave at once, to assist Hagrid in his noble enterprise of raising as many dragon eggs as he sees fit, in spite of our country’s unjust dragon-trading restrictions.”

    “But it’s your parents, Harry,” Ron said. Ron never really got it.

    Harry sighed. “The fundamental standard for all relationships is the trader principle, Ron.”

    “I don’t understand,” Ron said.

    “Of course you don’t,” said Harry affectionately. “This principle holds that we should interact with people on the basis of the values we can trade with them – values of all sorts, including common interests in art, sports or music, similar philosophical outlooks, political beliefs, sense of life, and more. Dead people have no value according to the trader principle.”

    “But they gave birth to y–”

    “I made myself, Ron,” Harry said firmly.

    posted 3 months ago with 10,083 notes
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    #omfg

    jaimepreciaclo:

    so this just happened on my dash

    posted 4 months ago with 126,927 notes
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    #omfg #hamlet

    foxfamilyfeatures:

    *me pointing to an eva* Thats a robot 
    *nge fan large crying voice* No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a robot you are wrong… please… please stop watching this anime you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing 
    *me pointing to an eva* Luv this robot 

    posted 4 months ago with 17,827 notes
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    #omfg #eva

    ghostalebrije:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Cursing in english vs. in español.

    Vine by La catrachigringa

    yes

    posted 4 months ago with 79,606 notes
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    #omfg

    nazerine:

    matsurisunrise:

    follovved:

    talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else

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    i am amused

    posted 7 months ago with 13,395 notes
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    #omfg
    posted 7 months ago with 104,059 notes
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    #tolkien #omfg

    cyberstrawberry:

    thatwasadubstep:

    ALSO WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT EARLY CONCEPT NORMAN

    what the fuck is shinji fucking ikari doing in paranorman get outta there kid

    posted 7 months ago with 18,245 notes
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    #omfg #paranorman

    amorphinetoast:

    The whole “why can’t everyone just be a person” or “i see everyone as human” argument is like so fucking dumb because if you just labeled all bugs that looked like bees as bees you’d never know if you were encountering a peaceful honey bee or a fucking african killer bee like seriously

    posted 8 months ago with 4 notes
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    #omfg #yeah
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