smurflewis:

so this happened

posted 1 month ago with 250,540 notes
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#omfg

allystruggles:

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

posted 1 month ago with 10,112 notes
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#omfg

doctor-whomura:

i sure am learning a lot about uncles dojima

posted 1 month ago with 2,180 notes
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#omfg #persona 4

porcelain-horse-horselain:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

Harry and Ron stood before the Mirror of Erised. “My God,” Ron said. “Harry, it’s your dead parents.”

Harry’s eyes flicked momentarily over to the mirror. “So it is. This information is neither useful nor productive. Let us leave at once, to assist Hagrid in his noble enterprise of raising as many dragon eggs as he sees fit, in spite of our country’s unjust dragon-trading restrictions.”

“But it’s your parents, Harry,” Ron said. Ron never really got it.

Harry sighed. “The fundamental standard for all relationships is the trader principle, Ron.”

“I don’t understand,” Ron said.

“Of course you don’t,” said Harry affectionately. “This principle holds that we should interact with people on the basis of the values we can trade with them – values of all sorts, including common interests in art, sports or music, similar philosophical outlooks, political beliefs, sense of life, and more. Dead people have no value according to the trader principle.”

“But they gave birth to y–”

“I made myself, Ron,” Harry said firmly.

posted 1 month ago with 9,192 notes
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#omfg

jaimepreciaclo:

so this just happened on my dash

posted 2 months ago with 126,385 notes
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#omfg #hamlet

foxfamilyfeatures:

*me pointing to an eva* Thats a robot 
*nge fan large crying voice* No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a robot you are wrong… please… please stop watching this anime you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing 
*me pointing to an eva* Luv this robot 

posted 2 months ago with 17,386 notes
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#omfg #eva

ghostalebrije:

weloveshortvideos:

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

yes

posted 3 months ago with 79,399 notes
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#omfg

nazerine:

matsurisunrise:

follovved:

talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else

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i am amused

posted 5 months ago with 13,395 notes
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#omfg
posted 5 months ago with 96,333 notes
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#tolkien #omfg

cyberstrawberry:

thatwasadubstep:

ALSO WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT EARLY CONCEPT NORMAN

what the fuck is shinji fucking ikari doing in paranorman get outta there kid

posted 5 months ago with 18,245 notes
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#omfg #paranorman

amorphinetoast:

The whole “why can’t everyone just be a person” or “i see everyone as human” argument is like so fucking dumb because if you just labeled all bugs that looked like bees as bees you’d never know if you were encountering a peaceful honey bee or a fucking african killer bee like seriously

posted 6 months ago with 4 notes
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#omfg #yeah

i-like-to-obsess:

trends women hate: men

posted 6 months ago with 56,027 notes
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#omfg

yaboyyeager:

Dear diary,

Today, I-

Oh wait.

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I DON’T HAVE A DIARY BECAUSE I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRL

posted 10 months ago with 44,854 notes
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#omfg #aot #that's my boy

inuyashafuckedme:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

tabrishinji:

ah yes the season of fall… the season of heart-warming scented candles

posted 11 months ago with 677 notes
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#omfg #eva
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