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allystruggles:

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

Posted on July 12th at 06:52:00 with 9,123 notes via ,
omfg  

doctor-whomura:

i sure am learning a lot about uncles dojima

Posted on July 7th at 23:32:55 with 2,086 notes via , source
omfg  persona 4  

porcelain-horse-horselain:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

Harry and Ron stood before the Mirror of Erised. “My God,” Ron said. “Harry, it’s your dead parents.”

Harry’s eyes flicked momentarily over to the mirror. “So it is. This information is neither useful nor productive. Let us leave at once, to assist Hagrid in his noble enterprise of raising as many dragon eggs as he sees fit, in spite of our country’s unjust dragon-trading restrictions.”

“But it’s your parents, Harry,” Ron said. Ron never really got it.

Harry sighed. “The fundamental standard for all relationships is the trader principle, Ron.”

“I don’t understand,” Ron said.

“Of course you don’t,” said Harry affectionately. “This principle holds that we should interact with people on the basis of the values we can trade with them – values of all sorts, including common interests in art, sports or music, similar philosophical outlooks, political beliefs, sense of life, and more. Dead people have no value according to the trader principle.”

“But they gave birth to y–”

“I made myself, Ron,” Harry said firmly.

Posted on July 7th at 17:09:09 with 8,679 notes via , source
omfg  

jaimepreciaclo:

so this just happened on my dash

Posted on June 12th at 04:48:40 with 126,019 notes via , source
omfg  hamlet  

foxfamilyfeatures:

*me pointing to an eva* Thats a robot 
*nge fan large crying voice* No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a robot you are wrong… please… please stop watching this anime you are too wrong for it… You cannot say this fake thing 
*me pointing to an eva* Luv this robot 

Posted on June 5th at 02:05:39 with 17,090 notes via , source
omfg  eva  

ghostalebrije:

weloveshortvideos:

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

yes

Posted on May 25th at 10:17:44 with 78,049 notes via , source
omfg  

nazerine:

matsurisunrise:

follovved:

talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else

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i am amused

Posted on March 20th at 15:16:33 with 13,389 notes via , source
omfg  
Posted on March 18th at 03:02:14 with 94,948 notes via , source
tolkien  omfg  

cyberstrawberry:

thatwasadubstep:

ALSO WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT EARLY CONCEPT NORMAN

what the fuck is shinji fucking ikari doing in paranorman get outta there kid

Posted on March 9th at 18:29:00 with 18,238 notes via , source
omfg  paranorman  

amorphinetoast:

The whole “why can’t everyone just be a person” or “i see everyone as human” argument is like so fucking dumb because if you just labeled all bugs that looked like bees as bees you’d never know if you were encountering a peaceful honey bee or a fucking african killer bee like seriously

Posted on February 13th at 16:52:50 with 4 notes via , source
omfg  yeah  

i-like-to-obsess:

trends women hate: men

Posted on February 7th at 01:02:52 with 54,500 notes via , source
omfg  

yaboyyeager:

Dear diary,

Today, I-

Oh wait.

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I DON’T HAVE A DIARY BECAUSE I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRL

Posted on October 20th at 11:38:53 with 44,559 notes via , source
omfg  aot  that's my boy  

inuyashafuckedme:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

tabrishinji:

ah yes the season of fall… the season of heart-warming scented candles

Posted on September 6th at 18:40:35 with 678 notes via , source
omfg  eva  
Posted on September 4th at 08:01:16 with 48 notes via , source
omfg  ttgl