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1 year ago · 213 · ©
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

149. Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!

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149. Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!

1 year ago · 78 · ©
In Baker Street, a couple who had never met before became electrically attracted to one another and were forced to get married after two days for the sake of public decency.

- Terry Pratchett, The Night Watch

1 year ago · 80
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130. People  who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the  kind of people who didn’t need people. (suggested by Le Anon)

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130. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people. (suggested by Le Anon)

1 year ago · 133 · ©
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

126. The role of the lower intestine in the efforts to build a better nation is one that is often neglected by historians.

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126. The role of the lower intestine in the efforts to build a better nation is one that is often neglected by historians.

1 year ago · 22 · ©
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121. Cats are nice. (submitted by daradarazu)

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121. Cats are nice. (submitted by daradarazu)

1 year ago · 77 · ©
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119.Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

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119.Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

1 year ago · 63 · ©
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110.History  always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It’s been around a long  time.(submitted by anhonestfool)
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110.History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It’s been around a long time.(submitted by anhonestfool)

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1 year ago · 43 · ©
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

108. Insanity is catching. (submitted by silencemayday)

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108. Insanity is catching. (submitted by silencemayday)

1 year ago · 37 · ©
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

101. The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it. (submitted by silencemayday)

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

101. The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it. (submitted by silencemayday)

1 year ago · 94 · ©

I was trying to think of something to do, and then I remembered that I bought Snuff (latest Discworld book, woohoo!) yesterday.

HOW DID I FORGET

WAIT FOR ME TERRY PRATCHETT I’M COMING

1 year ago · 11
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088. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend. (submitted by silencemayday)

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088. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend. (submitted by silencemayday)

1 year ago · 156 · ©
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097. If you ignore the rules people will, half  the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you. (submitted by silencemayday)

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097. If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you. (submitted by silencemayday)

1 year ago · 106 · ©
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092. The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. (submitted by silencemayday)

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092. The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. (submitted by silencemayday)

1 year ago · 160 · ©