posted 8 hours ago with 1,083 notes
via - toxeh source - maryjanewatson

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
  • posted 2 days ago with 51,327 notes
    via - sophiecognito source - lethalxlolita
    #oh god it's me #gpoy


    get rich or die 9 times trying

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    no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


    posted 1 week ago with 372,671 notes
    via - thepiratequeenofbraavos source - bepeu
    #gpoy #marvel



    "omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"



    "what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"










    i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown


    I like making sex jokes bc I’m asexual and i don’t mean them at all so it’s an outside joke with the person and an inside joke with myself. it’s twice the amount of joke.

    posted 1 week ago with 3,887 notes
    via - queeriago source - aceaoi
  • me pointing to asexual character: they're asexual
  • people who dismiss/invalidate asexuality crying voice: no.. you dont underknow .. stop.. that character can't be asexual you are wrong… please… please stop talking about the character's sexuality you are too wrong for it… you cannot say this fake thing
  • me pointing to asexual charatcer: luv this asexual
  • posted 1 week ago with 6,247 notes
    via - stereolights source - aphmoldova
    "Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
    — How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)
  • Person: so you like lord of the rings?
  • Me: yeah
  • Person: that's cool
  • Me: no you don't understand
  • posted 2 weeks ago with 6,199 notes
    via - flamingfeanor source - elrondhalfelven

    Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.


    • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
    • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
    • Never have I ever had sex.
    • Never have I ever fallen in love.
    • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
    • Never have I ever been cheated on. 


    • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
    • Never have I ever done something illegal.
    • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
    • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
    • Never have I ever snuck out.
    • Never have I ever stolen something. 
    • Never have I ever vandalized something.
    • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
    • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
    • Never have I ever been arrested.
    • Never have I ever been fired from a job.


    • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.
    • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
    • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
    • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
    • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
    • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
    • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
    • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.


    • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
    • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
    • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
    • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
    • Never have I ever been friendless.


    • Never have I ever failed a test.
    • Never have I ever cut class.
    • Never have I ever had to eat alone.
    • Never have I ever failed a course.
    • Never have I ever been suspended.
    • Never have I ever received detention.
    • Never have I ever dropped out of school.


    erik lehnsherr??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of erik spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of erik scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for a friend just listen

    posted 2 weeks ago with 4,403 notes
    via - thebetterthanaveragegatsby source - erikslehnshrrs
    #its me #gpoy #marvel


    when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.

    © MRS