HALLELUJAH I HAVE A WORKING SCANNER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
wow i don’t think i even touched my computer at all yesterday
i’m really tempted to get into the strawberry cream cheese i know we have in the fridge #important life choices
i have this terrible passion for novel-length slowass spirkspork fanfiction so i think i’m gonna head to bed and attempt to get up at a normal time tomorrow and quit clogging everyone’s dashboards with my inanity
and by that i mean, i’m going to retreat to my bed and read for the next three hours bye
JESUS FUCK HE’S SCRATCHING AT THE IWNDOW AN DI CAN’T SEE HIM I JUST HEAR HIS LITTLE PAWS HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO TERRIFYING
OH MY GOD I HEARD SOMETHING OUTSIDE AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE MY DUMBASS CAT HE GOT HIMSELF LOCKED OUT IN THE RAIN AND IS NOW PLASTERED AGAINST THE WINDOW I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME KIND OF SERIAL KILLER
BUT WHY CALL IT SPIRK WHEN YOU COULD CALL IT SPORK
summer is weird, i don’t know how much of a fan i am so i’m going to make myself an iced coffee and watch elementary and attempt to wake up