"you interest me… strangely"
he ordered orange juice
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nOPE
because the man in spandex is the most fashionable one in the club
"sorry batman, I’m afraid the boy is underage"
did he just tell robin his mind is on that “cute little teenage boy across the lane”?
i mean he must have said girl or something but like I swear
that totally sounded like- I must be hearing things, I should go to bed
aw come on, batman
i can’t even think of anything to say
obviously the guy in spandex is the one in the know here
i mean come on guys
suits < spandex
dana nana nana nana dana nana na BATMAAAAN
their names are
they have their names on their batpole things holy shit I cannot even
I don’t even know but I am pracitcally crying
"dick do you want to go fishing"
"HOLY BARRACUDA DO YOU MEAN-"
"I mean uh sure bruce why not hahaha"
"when my own parents were murdered by…. dastardly criminals”
it’s okay, bruce
it’s going to be okay