Shit Whovians Say
Inspired by “Shit Sherlock Fans Say” and “Shit Tumblr Girls Say” etc etc
I should have been studying, but Doctor Who
Mainly NuWho stuff.
My family went out to dinner tonight at Denny’s…our server looked like Billie Piper, and when I say “looked like” I mean she took a picture of her and turned it into a skin.
So after she took our order, I looked at my mum and said:
“Rose. Tyler. Nuff said.”
My mum said:
“I was thinking it too!”
And all of a sudden she’s back, leaning over the end of the table and says:
“Yes, after the Doctor and I parted ways I came to work as a waitress in this country, hoping to be incognito, but seeing as you recognized me I guess that’s a sign that it’s time for me to move on.”
And left.
We gave her a good tip.
…wait.
That’s not how the song goes?
Never mind, I’ll find
A human-Time Lord meta-crisis like you.
#I’LL STEEEEEAAAAL YOUUUUU #ROSE TYYYYLAAAAAH #DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS CAN HIIIIDE YOU? #EVEN NOW I’M AT YOUUURR WIIIIIIINDOOOOOW #I CAN MAKE THE TARDIS FIIIIIIND YOU #SHE DOESSSS THAT
I FEEEELLL YOUU, ROSE TYLLEERRR. I FEEL YOU. I WAS HALF CONVINCED I’D WAKEN, SATISFIED ENOUGH TO DREAM YOU. HAPPILY I WAS MISTAKEN. ROSE TYLEERRR.
BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR!!
I FEEL YOU, ROSE TYLER
AND ONE DAY I’LL STEAL YOU
TIL I’M WITH YOU THEN
I’M WITH YOU THERE
SWEETLY BURIED IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR!THE TAGS!!!!
Let the fangirling commence. OUR BRITISH ACCENTS ARE REALLY FAKE AND REALLY BAD.
I’m probably going to cry at the end again.
